In the next world, I will be asked the question “Why weren’t you Zusya?” rather than “Why weren’t you Moses?” Haham Zusya Ever since I was a kid, I never wanted to be myself. I always wanted to be Billy Widdledon, but Billy Widdledon didn’t even like me. I walked like him, talked like him, and went to the high school he went to. That’s why Billy Widdledon has changed. He’s starting to look like Herby Vandeman, too. He walked like him, talked like him now. This situation confused me a lot. I walked and talked like Billy Widdledon, who…